The Boston Red Sox have long been known as a storied franchise, and they’ve had their fair share of star players over the years. Now, with reigning American League MVP Aaron Judge set to hit free agency, could the Red Sox be tempted to get weird and sign him?

Judge is coming off a record-breaking season in which he smashed the AL single-season home run record, and it’s likely that teams will be lining up to make a play for him on the open market. The Yankees are desperate to retain their franchise star, but they’ll face competition from other teams, including potentially the Red Sox.

The Red Sox have traditionally been a team that’s not afraid to take risks, and a move for Judge could be the perfect way to bolster their roster. If they were able to sign him, it would make them instant contenders in the AL East and give them an edge over their rivals.

Whether or not they decide to get weird and make a play for Judge remains to be seen, but it’s certainly an interesting proposition that could set the Red Sox up for success in the future. It may be a long shot, but it could be a move that pays off in the end for Boston. Only time will tell if they’ll make the bold decision to sign Judge.

Reports of Judge touring Fenway have been circulating on WhatsApps like porn images you share with your friends. He’s currently debating if he should sign with his family and girlfriends. The Red Sox have made it clear… 7 years at $905,000,000 to lock up the all-star long term.

Let’s see…that’s enough money for hookers and blow for at least ten years in Cancun.

Judge is now making a decision. Will he choose the long term commitment with the Red Sox, or will he move on? He might be tempted by the money, but it’s no secret that Judge wants to win championships and make his mark in history. He knows this could be an opportunity to do just that. However, only time will tell what Judge ultimately decides as he weighs all his options. Only one thing is certain; it’s going to be an exciting off-season for baseball fans everywhere! Stay tuned…the Judge’s decision might come sooner than you think. Now let’s sit back and enjoy the show!

In the meantime, Judge is no doubt taking in every moment of Fenway Park and all its rich history—a place that has served as a home to some of the greatest players in baseball. He’s probably wondering how he could add his name to that illustrious list. It’s only natural to want to make your mark on such an iconic franchise, but it’s also important not to rush into anything without considering all your options. We don’t know what will happen next, but with the Red Sox waiting eagerly for an answer, we can certainly hope that the right decision is made. Let the games begin!

No matter what Judge decides, it’s clear his decision will have a huge impact on the future of the Red Sox and baseball. So all we can do is sit back and wait to see how this story unfolds. Who knows? Maybe in the near future, Red Sox fans will be cheering for Aaron Judge at Fenway Park and telling stories about his time as part of their beloved team. We’ll just have to wait and see!

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